THE ANGRY FICUS REVIEWS : "SEAT OF
THE SOUL"

I just read this book, "The Seat of the Soul," by Gary Zukov. [Knock it off, plants read. Think about that next time you're eating Wheaties.] And the book's about spiritual evolution. Great concept right? But get this --

There are no plants in it. Not even a stupid plant like a geranium.

Okay. Who is Zukov kidding?

Human beings evolving. Yeah right.

You want to see evolution, talk to a ficus.

You want to see de-evolution? Talk to a human being.

Over and out.

—Ficus