THE ANGRY FICUS REVIEWS : "BUFFY"

I am a Buffy fan. [If you are not that explains what is wrong with you.] Buffy the Vampire Slayer is the greatest show on TV. Or was.

There is a problem.

Willow.

What is this, a rehash of Sam on the wagon in Cheers?

[Notice Cheers died after Cheers became "Sam On the Wagon."]

These days Buffy has money problems and takes stupid jobs at fast food restaurants that will not pay a mortgage she allegedly takes the stupid jobs to pay [notice teenagers do not get approved for real estate loans because teenagers work at fast food restaurants and can't pay mortgages] and Willow is "on the wagon."

Forget Willow is a witch and her wagon is NO MAGIC.

HALF THE SHOW is A WITCH NOT DOING MAGIC.

A show about a witch not doing magic is like a show about an alcoholic not drinking.

Forget it.

—Ficus